Wednesday, August 26, 2009

JENNIFER LYNCH TEXTUAL PREDATOR


The Poetburo of the imagine nation of the Peoples Republic of Poetry announced that Mz Jennifer Lynch, head honcho of the bureacrazy of bloated bland glands known as the Canadian Human Rights Commission has been convicted on several counts of textual assault without a Poetic Licence. It must be understood that the imagine nation is the ultimate State of Diversity and it will defend its turf against the textual predators of political correctness.

PREVENT MEDIOCRITY, BE POETICALLY CORRECT.

The state has no right to be in the bedrooms or mouths of the imagine nation.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Comment moderation has been enabled. All comments must be approved by the blog author."

HAHA. So much for your free speech.

Wally Keeler said...

Your presumptuousness has just been deflated

Anonymous said...

It still has to be approved by you. The fact that you have the ultimate power to allow or disallow criticism does not equal free speech.

And I've seen your act. You are truly a dying nothing. There is more thoughtful dissent in an Avril Lavigne concert than your poetry.

Louise said...

I wonder why so many annoyingmice seen to think the owner of a private property, such as a blog, has the duty to allow any and every comment?

Great entry, Wally, in any case.

Wally Keeler said...

Of course it is approved by me. It's MY blog, not yours. You don't have a right to print your bland gland debris in the Globe&Mail or NewYorkTimes because they don't belong to you. You got lots of free speech because there are plenty of blogs for you. What right do you have to enter my home, shit on the carpet, and declare that you have a right to do so.

Btw, I have the spine to take ownership of my postings, unlike petite cowards like you.

Anonymous said...

We talk often at poetry readings. I seem like a nice guy and fake interest in your work. Do you know that people laugh at you constantly while you read? We don't say it. It's a sort of "let a sinking ship sink" scenario.

See you soon!

Wally Keeler said...

Of course you fake it. It's like Anonymous. A fake.

Anonymous said...

OK. At first I figured you to be somewhat of a non-rhyming pretend poet. Let's compare your poetry or any modern non-rhyming so-called poet with the greats. Not so great are you and they. However, I am now won over by your utter audacity and inspired usage of the english language. You are more than a mere poet. You are a man who has redefined the way I look at my langusge. Thank you.

Wally Keeler said...

Rhyme schemantras.

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